What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do golfers drink on the green?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?