How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?