What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?