Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?