What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do termites go camping?