What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?