What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are ghosts always single?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?