Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Bees.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?