What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Do dads always snore?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which president loved to take baths?