What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?