Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?