Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Surprise!!!!
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?