Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?