Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?