What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What are the strongest days of the week?