What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
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What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a dog in space?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
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What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?