What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What game do bats excel at?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?