How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why is a computer so smart?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?