What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?