How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do colds go on vacation?