Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Lady Gaga.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?