What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Do dads always snore?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?