What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?