Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a magical reptile?