What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?