What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?