What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
What is a table you can eat?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?