What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What kind of computers do horses use?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the loudest sport?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?