What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?