What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?