What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?