What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do bees gossip?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What are the strongest days of the week?