What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do books sleep?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?