Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?