Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the baby cookie cry?