Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?