Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How are teens like cats?
Why was the horse so happy?