What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?