Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?