Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
How long do chickens work?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?