Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?