Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are computers so good at golf?
When does a horse talk?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do you get kids to do something?