What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?