Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?