What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why do trees have so many friends?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What animal has the most fun?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?