Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do bears keep cool?