What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?