What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?