Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?