What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do little fish love to play with?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?